Sunday 14 October 2012

Tale of Recollection #2

So there I was, plummeting towards Earth, clearly at such speed, crashing into the ground would kill me. But I knew I wasn't going to be able to find out as I was starting to black out. I wasn't actually that scared, to be honest I was rather pissed at how easy Paralaladox defeated me. If I was still holding my interdimensionary laser katana, I would've defeated him with ease. Eventually I blacked out.

I awoke to find myself being stared at by a bunch of random people, they looked concerned, but I had no idea why. I felt fine, but then I remembered that I had been falling towards the ground at like 100MPH, but I didn't feel like I had smashed into the ground... I noticed that I was lying on the ground, so I tried to stand up, only to fall back over, my sense of balance seemed off. I tried getting up more carefully the second time, but my sense of balance still seemed off.

"Are you alright miss?" one of those random people said to me, I was a little concerned that he had called me miss, I mean I didn't think I looked that feminine... "Do I really look that feminine to you?" The random person looked at me oddly "Well the breasts are kind of a give away..." they said. I replied "Well yeah, I gues- wait what?!" I looked down and saw that two lumps were coming from my chest. The random people started saying how I may have a concussion and should go see a doctor. But I told them that I was just kidding and that I should really be going, with that I ran off, around the corner.

I looked at my reflection through a shop window and saw that I definitely was a woman, I now had shoulder length black hair, green eyes... other stuff that had changed... I was even wearing different clothes than I had before. I checked my pockets for any ID, and found a card saying that this woman's name was The 'Living' Woman. I had no idea what was going and was starting to consider that I now had the ability to change forms when suddenly a mobile phone in my pocket was ringing.

But again, I have to cut this short as I need to go do something again.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.











Wednesday 3 October 2012

Tale of Recollection #1

So, yeah, I haven't updated my blog in a long time, its mainly because I've been pretty busy and mainly because I've had to get a new laptop. So, for your benefit reader, I'm gonna do a few tales of recollection that'll say what happened to me since my last post!

So there I was, being dragged in a cage by Danny the stabber, he was surprisingly strong to drag me all the way up this mountain. I was pretty pissed off at him, considering he was unnecessarily betraying me to take me to Super Archangel, which was where I was going in the first place, plus he had done some sort of spell to stop me from being able to speak. We were almost at the top of the mountain and I could see a bright amber glow coming from it, there were steampunk tentacles flailing all over the place.

He started chuckling ominously and began to slow his cage dragging process until it finally came to a stop. By this time, we were at the top and in horror I looked over to see Super Archangel floating about 5 inches from the ground in a glowing amber sphere. As I looked at it, the sphere started to crack apart and with a huge shine, Super Archangel appeared before me, he looked a lot more powerful and was at least 5 inches taller. He clicked his fingers and all of a sudden, I could speak again.

Super Archangel: Ahhhh you've made it I see!
Me: Why did you have this guy knock me out?!
Super Archangel: To bring you to me, obviously!
Me: But I was coming t- Is everybody in Bliss a fucking idiot?!
Danny: Takes one to know one...
Me: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

At this point, I got out my laser katana that Danny hadn't taken off of me which probably would've been smart. With it, I did one of those spinning slashes that you see Link do in the Legend of Zelda and with that the cage was broken. I leaped at Danny to chop him in half, but he was suddenly absorbed into Super Archangel who then proceeded to attack me with his steampunk tentacles with the blades at the end. I did a few barrel rolls and managed to chop them off.

But the severed tentacles just slithered into Super Archangel's hand and they morphed into a steampunk scythe. He began to start spinning the scythe and with it dawned on me that he was using his limit break, without even needing to charge it! Super Archangel shouted out "Steampunk Archangel's Smite!" and a steampunk whirlwind shot out from his spinning scythe. This time I was ready though and I ripped open a portal to some place called the crumbling castle and Super Archangel's limit break blast just shot into that, before the portal closed I could hear an explosion.

Clearly getting annoyed, Super Archangel shouted "That's it! Steampunk scythe swing!" and he zoomed towards me with his steampunk scythe glowing a bright amber colour, I tried to block with my laser katana but as the steampunk scythe collided with it, the laser katana shattered. As soon as it shattered, loud manic giggling filled the area, I looked at Super Archangel, but he was equally confused about it. I looked down at my laser katana to notice it was releasing this huge amount of smoke.

The smoke rose up into the air and formed into this huge face of some guy, wearing these huge sets of headphones. He looked Icelandic. Me and Super Archangel continued watching as he eventually became a complete giant floating head. "Who are you?!" Super Archangel questioned the floating face. The giant face looked down at us and with a loud giggle, he began to speak "I am Paralaladox!"  he had the same voice that the voice in my head had. I realised he must have been the same person as the voice. I decided at that moment, if I were ever to write about him a conversation recollection, as P-Dox.

Me: You! You're the voice!
P-Dox: No shit, Sherlock!
Super Archangel: Where the hell did you come from anyway?!
P-Dox: After you smashed that laser katana that I've been trapped in for one thousand and 1 years, I was finally released!
Super Archangel: Well, prepare to be dispatched!

With that remark, Super Archangel shot his steampunk tentacles at Paralaladox, but with a click of Paraladox's tongue, Super Archangel suddenly went flying across Bliss and crashed in Blissville.

P-Dox: Ha! You really think you can take on the Fear of Multiverses?!
Writerer: Thanks man! If ya don't mind though I kinda-
P-Dox: I'm not a good guy you fool... Now off with you!
Writerer: Wha-?!

Suddenly, a portal appeared underneath me, which left me no choice but to fall through it and everything went black.

I'll rap up here and continue my tale of recollection later, I really need to go do something right now.

Good luck in your endeavours, Writerer.